- Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
- The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie TEN seconds long.
- Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
- Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake die.
- Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
- Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
- Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it.
- Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
- Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
- Once the cop pulled over Chuck Norris....the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.
- There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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